Home brewed, vampire bullets, vol one is out now! /
⚡️Buy the ebook!
⚡️Get it in print!
⚡️Review it!
Praise:
“A book U kan open up to any page and it POPS and FUCKS UP ya Sensibilities and Expectations” – Duvay Knox, The Pussy Detective
“Brilliant - reminds me of Richard Allen fuelled mayhem, Stewart Home and Deadline!”– Jenny Valentish, Everything Harder Than Everyone Else
“F*cking great stuff – relentlessly funny and inventive. I was p*ssing myself!” – Tony Martin, The Late Show
“a sense of authenticity that's as painfully funny as a nurse ripping out a catheter (as if she was) starting up a cantankerous Victa” – Neil Blanch, Dr Radium
“Satirical, violent, low-brow... Basically, it's loaded with the good stuff” – Zachary Ashford, When The Cicadas Stop Singing
"Lo-fi burn out Oz rock occult Ozploitation… cheap whisky chased with Doc Neeson blood!" - Christian Read, The Lark Case Files
"Explodes in a hell-fest of pulp fiction, dripping with blood and colour… international cream, however twisted, rises” – Ambit Magazine
“Uproariously, deliciously weird & hallucinatory - part Ginsberg, part fictitious rock & roll bio, with plenty of otherworldly chaos” – JM Donellan, Killing Adonis
“There is nothing like Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets Vol One. It’s new, weird and out-there, and that makes it too good not to get into” – Richard Cooke, Tired of Winning
bucket list: spell out 'amyl' on regional radio? ✅ /
grotesque australiana: COOKE V JONES /
home brewed, vol one: trailer /
in stock: mongrel bar, milton, brisbane /
Get yours at 1/12 Park Road, Milton, Brisbane.
pod: bubble bath with baph /
Wherein I finally get asked for my US politics hot takes.
Also, a finer pod graphic I‘ve not seen.
home brewed: early review /
“Imagine if your yard was made of bottles and you mowed it with the highest powered mower you could find. Glass shattering all over the place, loud as hell, you’re covered in cuts, and your ears are ringing. That’s sort of what reading a Garth Jones book is like and Vol. 1 of this serialized novel is no exception. I wrote that the sentences in Cheapa Skips practically leap from the page and beat your ass… or something like that. The ass beating I got from the sentences in here have made my memory not the best. Seriously, I’ve never read a writing style that felt as alive as Garth’s. Provided within are QR codes that link to the soundtrack done by Half Majesty; the tracks flesh out the experience that is this book. Personally, I’m going to be anxiously awaiting volumes 2&3 to see what insanity is in store for Edward Von Satan and the newly re-formed TÖXXIK SHÖKK. K thx.” – Damien Casey, Coffin Dodger
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